My Dog Wasn’t Famous, But Let Me Tell You a Story About Her Anyway
Given the dysfunctional state of the 2017 Chicago Bulls, this shirt works on two levels
Put Off Until Tomorrow What Can’t Be Done Today: Illustration Category Edition
[Apple] Pencil Test
Remember that week in 2012 when Robin Ventura tried to make Chris Sale a relief pitcher? Yeah, I try not to either
Subject: Emergency.
You never should judge a book by its cover, but…
Class picture time or employee ID time?
If nothing else, it’d slow the tide of junk mail to a crawl
#DOOMED
I’d feel bad about not giving the robot a body, but he doesn’t seem concerned so why should I be
That’s fine, I’ll take the pumpkin pie
Box: Episode Zero
Why? Because we… felt like it
Prices probably no longer accurate so proceed with caution
I think it makes calls too, but I haven’t tried that feature yet
Part photo, part drawing … but which is which?
Also, they eat tomatoes for breakfast over there
Estimated download time on a 2800 baud modem: 2 minutes and 20 seconds
That sorta looks like that something something of liberty
Paul: A comic strip drawn while I learned how to draw comic strips
More birds for some inexplicable reason
I bet this guy’s ride is on time
Performing my civic duty to the best of my ability
Looking super, moon
I think calling stuff “Untitled” is a little pretentious but I can’t think of a clever title, so I’ll call this one “Untitled But Not All That Great So Let’s Not Make a Big Deal Out of This”
We’re not always as smart as we look
Question
My portrait of Bedbugs singer Jim Lennonsteinovich
My best fingerpainting days are behind me
Do as I draw, not as this author writes
That’s no way to ride a horse
Um
“I have an idea for a video game that combines SimCity with The Sims—Hello? Hmm, they hung up”
Robots, and the dark games they play
Eggman!
Alien and his dog
No way that hat fits comfortably on that head
This battery is pumped up
$14 for that corsage down the tubes
Lousiest Sams Club drawing ever
Busy weekend ahead
You’d look frazzled too
This cat is such a badass
I’m like that TMZ.com sorta
Look out, moon!
Animals gone bad
“The dude’s head is bigger than the fence, what is up with that” and other things I thought while looking at this drawing
