Behold, the mascot I quickly drew up for the site I quickly drew up. More details on that website are right over here.
More of this
I'd feel bad about not giving the robot a body, but he doesn't seem concerned so why should I be
If nothing else, it'd slow the tide of junk mail to a crawl
Class picture time or employee ID time?
Same
Subject: Emergency.
Given the dysfunctional state of the 2017 Chicago Bulls, this shirt works on two levels
They probably have their reasons
As if it's my fault the most charming characters in Fortnite are a piñata and a banana
The Chicago Blackhawks were once really good, as this artifact suggests
Remember that week in 2012 when Robin Ventura tried to make Chris Sale a relief pitcher? Yeah, I try...
You never should judge a book by its cover, but...
My Dog Wasn't Famous, But Let Me Tell You a Story About Her Anyway