There’s no telling without asking. Aliens age a lot better than humans do.
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Turns out the cover was the easy part
My Dog Wasn't Famous, But Let Me Tell You a Story About Her Anyway
The Chicago Blackhawks were once really good, as this artifact suggests
Remember that week in 2012 when Robin Ventura tried to make Chris Sale a relief pitcher? Yeah, I try...
Given the dysfunctional state of the 2017 Chicago Bulls, this shirt works on two levels
Can't tell if judging or feeling judged
As if it's my fault the most charming characters in Fortnite are a piñata and a banana
That's fine, I'll take the pumpkin pie
Subject: Emergency.
Same
A first half of 2020 journal, as acted out by this simple egg-shaped robot
#DOOMED