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Subject: Emergency.
I'd feel bad about not giving the robot a body, but he doesn't seem concerned so why should I be
They probably have their reasons
Class picture time or employee ID time?
The Chicago Blackhawks were once really good, as this artifact suggests
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Remember that week in 2012 when Robin Ventura tried to make Chris Sale a relief pitcher? Yeah, I try...
That's fine, I'll take the pumpkin pie
If nothing else, it'd slow the tide of junk mail to a crawl
As if it's my fault the most charming characters in Fortnite are a piñata and a banana
Given the dysfunctional state of the 2017 Chicago Bulls, this shirt works on two levels
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