This completely random drawing of an aloof bird wearing big red shoes was born out of a test to see if drawing on an iPad was a thing I could do when bored on a plane, train or sofa. It’s not my best work, but as entry-level validation? Sure, I’ll take it.

Granted, I had to use a stylus. There are people who can draw on this thing using just their finger, but I have produced conclusive proof that unless all you want me to draw is a circle that looks like a half-deployed airbag, I am not one of them.