Just got an e-mail from Elise, and it reads like so:
We spoke a few days ago and I’d like to confirm everything now.
Please go over the information below and let me know if you have any questions.
We are accepting your form. Your status has been accepted.
We need to confirm your details one more time.
Just check the URL above and fill out our last form.
I’m pretty excited. I don’t remember speaking to Elise, nor do I remember requesting a mortgage quote, nor can I figure out what that URL means, nor do I understand why the “Can SPAM” and various certification badges don’t actually link to anywhere. But that’s cool. They’re accepting my form, and my status is accepted, and now all I need to do is find a house to buy and confirm my details by filling out that huge, empty form. I hadn’t planned on buying a house this weekend, but this newfound acceptance changes everything.
None of this has anything to do with the cartoon here. I drew it while bored and had nothing to say about it until Elise came and saved the day.