I can’t speak for that gaudy thing below, but the chairs in the top photo are, in fact, mine. I traded an old computer for four of them and a table, all of which I somehow managed to fit in my car (likely due to years of playing and excelling at Tetris, which I truly believe also helped my design skills and enhanced my ability to bag groceries efficiently while in high school).

This is another one of those special sections I did for Tribune Media. The inside headers also featured furniture of mine, none of which resembles that ugly chair in the bottom photo. If you’re the person who made that chair and you’re reading this, I’m sorry. You can say something mean about this page on your site.