In case you just can’t get enough of that sweet State of the Union Address, here’s a nice, animated version you can enjoy(?) anytime you wish. In fact, when you consider that the sentences you hear here are formed semi-randomly from snippets of the actual address, there’s a small chance that he might say something truthful. Either way, get ready for lots of standing ovations — that’s how all our congressmen get their exercise, after all.

January 10, 2003 • Archive // Etc